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WEEK 4

Week 4 Update

Week 3’s update never happened, but there wasn’t anything particularly interesting aside from Doare’s huge 147.5 losing to Schmitz’s 156.1.

So, on to Week 4! Mark held on to the last remaining undefeated record (4-0!) by beating me handily. He had Jalen Coker in his starting lineup - who got marked ‘Out’ an hour before kickoff - and I was purposefully avoiding sending him any touchdown taunts in desperate hope that he wouldn’t swap in time. Unfortunately he did swap in Kamara who killed me.

The GM of the Week is Jack, who kept Casey suppressed to a winless 0-4 by savantly starting E. Wilson over an array of other good options like M. Wilson, T. Pollard, and W. Marks. We all know the feeling: staring down a firing squad of split-carry RBs and above-average WRs, hoping to start the best one. Sometimes we hope - “surely my matchup won’t come down to this middling player choice” - but in Mandel’s case it did, and he chose the only one who would’ve won him this week. A trench victory from elite GM’ing!!

Best Team - Moorehead - 134.06

Unfortunately a semi-ironic pop-off against the big man this week, spurred by Tetty McMillan. Brings back memories of Kobe dropping 60 in his farewell game, salute.

Eric’s team is admittedly one of the best 0-4 teams I’ve ever seen, I think we may just be seeing the resulting curse from naming your team after a player you don’t roster.

Worst Team - Graham - 65.52

It’s been a brutal start for the Graham Jam squad, since he did also have the worst team last week. Won in Week 2 with a Davante Adams megagame, but the upside is admittedly hard to find. Now he plays the undefeated Mark.

Power Rankings

  1. Marky Mark (@Mark)
  2. John's Scary Team (@John)
  3. TO (@Evret)
  4. Matt's Monstrous Team (@Matthew)
  5. Doare Man Gets Paid (@David)
  6. Lotta J's (@Max)
  7. Runtime Raiders (@Devin)
  8. Slatons Team (@Slaton)
  9. Epsilon or Bust (@Jack)
  10. Big Ten or Bust (@Evan)
  11. Workbooks as Xavier Rhodes (@Kunal)
  12. Pool Purdy (@Eric)
  13. Gram Sack (@Graham)
  14. 1st team All-Backup (@Casey)
See week 4's scores and lineups →