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WEEK 5

Week 5 Update

We have no more undefeated teams, since @Mark let Tyler Shough drag him underwater with -0.16 from the QB slot. Maybe it was just a hero’s sendoff for his struggling opponent, @Graham .

Marky Mark is our Worst Team at 61.84.

While Mark couldn't possibly have closed his 36 point deficit, our Top 3 Whiffs of the Week can’t say the same:

@Jack - Live-eth by the Emanuel Wilson last week, and die-eth by benching him for Michael Wilson. Swapping Wilsons would’ve had you beating your F45 ex by 0.6.

@Evret - Spent $26 on Kenyon Sadiq for him to put up 0.0 and -0.7. Certainly a contributing factor in your 6 points loss this week.

@Max - The Wrong Defense. Benched the 49ers (20.0) for the Steelers (1.0) and died to Dils because of it.

GM of the Week is @Kunal , who I gave a personal handshake for scrapping his way to a 3-2 record despite having a pretty bad team. He’s been winning in the trenches, and sharply opted for Jayden Daniels’ return game over starting Herbie.

Fumble of the Week belongs to his losing opponent, @Slaton, for not starting an active QB.

Best Team - @Matthew - 135.26

Covered this enough already, he would’ve lost if Jack started the right Wilson. Back-to-back #1s is impressive nonetheless.

Power Rankings

  1. John's Scary Team
  2. Matt's Monstrous Team
  3. Marky Mark
  4. TO
  5. Runtime Raiders
  6. Doare Man Gets Paid
  7. Epsilon or Bust
  8. Big Ten or Bust
  9. Lotta J's
  10. Workbooks as Xavier Rhodes
  11. Pool Purdy
  12. Slatons Team
  13. Gram Sack
  14. 1st team All-Backup
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