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WEEK 2

Week 2 Update

Of course - the 1 lurking comeback story I didn’t put a spotlight on yesterday turns out to be the one that came back. I saw the 33.82 points separating @Graham and @Eric, and decided there was simply no chance. Turns out, 8 catches for 195 yds and 2 TDs is enough to close that gap.

So this week’s Best Break goes to G-Unit . Tough for Eric being on the opposite end of this particular superlative two weeks in a row. Surely luck will come back around.

Best Team, however, goes to me (@Devin) - 126.92

Getting halfway here with JAllen and Kincaid combo’ing for 59.82 on TNF sealed a win before the weekend. Some help from Jamarr took me to the top in a low-scoring week around the league.

Worst Team - @Casey - 54.78

May it only be up from here for you. Double bozo awards is not an optimal start, but at least there’s promise on the horizon with a Jonah Coleman emergence and Bowers comeback. Otherwise we’ll start coordinating with the NY office soon to plan your punishment.

Worst Break - @Jack

"Epsilon on Bust", and its looking like the latter.

Brutal to have your hopes fire extinguished immediately by Dart getting sandwiched. Then, if there was any hope of Jameis slinging a couple tugs to Malik, they yanked his shoulder out for good measure. Tough luck.

Other Lowlights:

@Slaton opted to lose by starting Lamar over Mahomes, and @Kunal left victory on his bench by starting Carnell Tate over any other rostered receiver. Scam Ward isn't feeding anyone.

Power Rankings

  1. Runtime Raiders (@Devin)
  2. Lotta J's (@Max)
  3. Doare Man Gets Paid (@David)
  4. TO (@Evret)
  5. Marky Mark (@Mark)
  6. John's Scary Team (@John)
  7. Slatons Team (@Slaton)
  8. Gram Sack (@Graham)
  9. Matt's Monstrous Team (@Matthew)
  10. Pool Purdy (@Eric)
  11. Big Ten or Bust (@Evan)
  12. Epsilon or Bust (@Jack)
  13. Workbooks as Xavier Rhodes (@Kunal)
  14. 1st team All-Backup (@Casey)
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