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WEEK 1

Season Kickoff

Some may say "Week 2 is about to end, its a little late for a Week 1 update".

Some may say "You're right on time commish, thank you".

I'd suggest the latter.

Week 1 was one of the highest scoring weeks ever, giving many of us plenty of opportunity to feel good about our bountiful teams. There were, however, a few who missed out on the touchdown cornucopia.

Of no surprise, after tying for last in 2025, he is back as the...

Worst Team - @Casey - 69.66

As I was writing this, I bounced over to the Week 2 scoreboard to see if you bounced back. No spoilers but yikes.

Completely opposite Casey, with no scar tissue of yesteryear to hinder him, one of our newcomers hit his first week in MEDDPICC-6 much like he hit his first quarter as an AE. You may now be thinking "wow, did Devin's team really score 0"? But this actually isn't about me.

Best Team - @Mark - 152.76

Absolute firing squad of a week, with Coker on the bench for another 29.8. Could be dangerous, as long as none of your important pieces get hurt in Week 2.

Best Break - @Devin

It would have been absolutely devastating to lose off rip to @Eric. Nothing personal, but it was a bit of a managerial masterclass to stream Raiders D (14 fpts) and Cam Little (12 fpts) to win by 10.

Worst Break - @Max / @Matthew (MM vs. MM )

Mirner went into MNF down 4 points to Moorehead, with Bo Nix and Waddle queued up. Surely this is an automatic win, right?

Bo's Q3 fumble made it a <1pt game with not much time left, and had Mirner one bad play away from losing. But alas, his 19 points from Steelers D plus an eventual 6.14 from Bo & Waddle got him a 2 point victory, and Matty Ice a 2 point loss.

Power Rankings

  1. @Mark
  2. @Evret
  3. @Slaton
  4. @John
  5. @Devin
  6. @Eric
  7. @Jack
  8. @Max
  9. @David
  10. @Matthew
  11. @Evan
  12. @Graham
  13. @Kunal
  14. @Casey
See week 1's scores and lineups →